The Purple Rufflebeast

Classification:
Cushionus purpura chaoticus
 
Temperament:
Docile, but structurally uncooperative.
 
Habitat:
Sofas, beds, oversized chairs, occasionally found lurking beneath blankets.
 
Distinguishing Features: Concentric plum, lavender, mint, and icy-blue markings with an extravagantly ruffled outer body.
 
Preserve Notes:
This specimen appears to have begun life intending to become a respectable round pillow. At some point, it abandoned that ambition entirely.
 
Status:
🟢 Captured. Stuffed. Contained.
       Do not attempt to flatten.
 
Price:
$65 + shipping.